great things about being a guy

quoted from RateItAll.com site:

1. hot wax never gets near your crotch


2. almost never have to stand in line to use a public washroom


3. phone calls last 30 seconds flat


4. women's thong $18.00. three pack of mens underwear $10.00


5. all your orgasms are real


6. never have to ask anyone "do I look fat in this"


7. don't need to spend three quarters of your income on shoes


8. you don't suffer the torments of hell if the blanket is too blue for the curtains


9. don't have to notice if your friend got a haircut


10. having a penis


11. just owning the power tool is good enough, knowing how to use it isn't necessary


12. doesn't matter if you're feeling "fresh"


13. no complex feelings that need to be expressed


14. a beer and a burger can be considered a gourmet meal


15. car mechanics tell you the truth


16. the garage is all yours


17. the world is your urinal


18. you never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid


19. same work, more pay


20. you can wear a white t-shirt to a water-park


21. your last name stays put


22. not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them


23. porn movies are designed with you in mind


24. one mood, all the time - horny


25. you don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments


26. your ass is never a factor in a job interview


27. the occasional belch is expected


28. wedding plans take care of themselves


29. foreplay is optional


30. you don't have to curl up next to a hairy ass every night


31. nobody secretly wonders if you swallow


32. you can be president


33. wedding dress $2,000; tux rental $85


34. wrinkles add character

hmmm.......................... what do y'all think? :)

people always say that this is men's world... which PROBABLY true (i dunno for sure.. hehehe) i think i'm still happy being a girl... since i can admire these extremely fine men in the pix :D ... no no no, just kidding.... i gotta admit that it's not easy being a girl at all... but oh well, can't run away from what already have, right?? might as well just make the best out of it ;)

besides, if being a guy has 34 great things, apparently there're 1003 great things being a woman. some of 'em are:

1. hair talk is the international language.


2. you and the children go first in the lifeboat.


3. you can cry your way out of a speeding ticket.


4. oh, the joy of a shoe sale!


5. the gender that brought you Girl Scout cookies.


6. women are tougher than men. proof: bikini waxes.


7. women have a better instinctive sense of how to bag items in the supermarket.


8. when we get that tone in our voice, you'd better listen up.


9. nothing wrong with us that a frappuccino can't fix.


10. without ever having been there first, we know our way around every target, wal-mart, kohl's, and kmart.


11. and more...

so are any guys out there interested in converting? :D