it's the mating season!

for the north part of the world, the weather is getting cooler and cooler... snow, rain, cloudy, gloomy weather are just around the corner... some areas are snowing already (i truly feel you guys hehee...), well, accept those in the midwestern area of US, i dunno what's up w/ the weather there :D still above 80F???? :D... and apparently with this type of weather, somehow some (or many) people are going all out to find someone they can cuddle with... either for real relationship or just simply for some booty calls. i might be wrong, but somehow that's what i notice lately... :D

there's nothing wrong about it at all... hey, sometimes certain 'blanket' works much better than regular blanket, no? :D

and last nite, a good friend of mine just sent me an interesting link from craigslist.org... well, she sent me more actually, but since i'm trying to keep this blog rated-R, i can't share y'all everything :D so i thought this one is good enuf... hey, it might be useful as your pocket guide if you ever decide to have one... ;)


***MY GUIDE TO "THE BOOTY CALL" (for beginners)**** - m4w - 26

Reply to: anon-103322443@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-10-11, 12:27AM PDT

Hi everyone. I know this is the "platonic" section, but I think you should all read my guide to proper booty call behavor -- just in case :)

1. Choose your booty call wisely. Psychos, weirdos, freaks, and people with incurable diseases or body hygiene issues make horrible booty calls. Yes, even personality counts for a booty call. Choose wrongly and you risk turning your “partner of convenience” into a stalker hanging out in your parking lot while you're on a real date.


2. The booty call should be relatively attractive but never hot, otherwise you risk forming some kind of sad, pathetic attachment which you'll eventually regret. You shouldn't have to doll yourself up for a booty call and neither should he. You should be able to come over with 10 (or more) pounds of extra holiday weight and not give a shit. Don't get hung up on looks. This is a booty call. It's a temporary fix.


3. Your booty call should be within a 20-minute drive or you risk losing your…”interest.” Write down directions beforehand. Missing out on a booty call because you knocked on the wrong door at 3am will haunt you forever.


4. Avoid meaningful conversation. Do not suddenly develop a charming personality. Avoid any discussion of politics, religion, life goals or your past relationships. Otherwise you risk actually making some kind of connection. If your booty call ignores these rules just nod a lot and hope they eventually get the hint to shut up and get naked.


5. No need to impress. Believe it or not your booty call should not be the greatest sex you ever had. Save that for someone you actually give a crap about. Your booty call should not require expending much energy. Usually booty calls occur late at night and you're both either tired or drunk. Booty call sex should not be a marathon or a "performance." It should be the last thing you do before you pass out.


6. Do NOT fall in love. Your booty call should know it's a booty call. No strings, no attachment, nothing but loveless sex once in awhile - and all at a moment's notice. Falling in love with your booty call is a huge mistake and only leads to disaster and the inevitable lies you must tell your grandkids about how you actually met.


7. Know when to go. Booty calls do not require sleepovers, cuddle-time, or breakfast. If you choose to sleep over, do it because you're tired, drunk or because it's raining/snowing/freezing-ass blizzard outside. In the morning there should be absolutely no awkwardness. Leave his or her apartment. Don't stick around for the inevitable questions.


8. Don't abuse your booty call privileges. Late night phone calls are perfectly acceptable, but either party has a right to refuse -- without guilt. Your booty call should not occur more than once every two weeks. A booty call is a temporary fix. Having it more than that removes any chance (or need) of pursuing an actual relationship.


9. Keep your list small. You should have no more than 2 people on your booty call list. More than that indicates a freaky sexual pattern and possibly some kind of gross disease. And again, if you're banging more than two girls, you're not out there looking for something better.


10. Be willing to end booty calls immediately and without making up excuses or getting feelings hurt. "You recently got a boyfriend? Great to hear, sorry it's over. Gimme a call when he comes to his senses.

Okay, I hope you enjoyed this. If, BY ANY CHANCE there is someone out there who "gets" this and is feeling somewhat bold, send me an email back. I'm a nice looking, totally harmless graduate student who has nothing better to do than compose a list like this. And by the way, this list is based on years of observation/discussion with my friends who seem to screw up again and again. In actuality I haven't had a booty call in three years.

G'nite!



so........... what y'all think?? :D or do you have any other points to add? :D
stay warm, people.....................

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