keywords

i have web stats for my site that basically tells me how many people visit the site, their IP address, which website they come from, what browser/platform they use, bla bla bla... including different kinda keywords people use to finally come to my site....

i don't usually pay attention to those stats... until today. i was checking every single section... and when i read the keywords section, hmm... what on earth??? why does my site sound like a porn site??? :D well, there're many general keywords, but some are just unbelievable...

some keywords used:

• how to make your spouse smell better in their crotch <-- this poor thing apparently has smelly spouse :D i might need to do some research and post it here to help him/her out... 2 words, people: SHOWER + SCRUB :D


• the boobs of diana krall <-- sure! i have an album just for that! argghh!!!


• brainblenders


• women with pot belly butts <-- WHAT??? pot belly butts? i tawt belly and butts are 2 completely different body parts and located far away... or do such women who have belly and butts at the same location exist?


• do dogs fart <-- the answer is YES!!! they do fart, and it stinks! i wonder why this person bother to find out. why dog? why not rabbit? do rabbits fart? :D


• caribbean tango sex toy <-- i KNOW what i've been posting so far, 'n i never talk anything about this. so what is it?? anybody wanna tell me? ;)


• gael garcia bernal hairy ass <-- does he really?? OH SHIT!!! :D i shall take him off my celebrity crush then :D


• watch a girl finger herself <-- perverts! whoever you're... orrrr does finger herself = picking her nose? hmm... ;)


• pictures missouri bikini team <-- why missouri?? why not los angeles?? have i ever talked about missouri anywhere???

i guess it's time for me to start talking about stock market, medicine, technology, programming, math, science, huh?? or are there way too many perverts out there.......