man and woman

enjoy, folks.... and please don't kill the messenger... :)


woman
when she is 18 - she is a football, 22 men going after her.
when she is 28 - she is a hockey ball, 8 men going after her.
when she is 38 - she is a golf ball, 1 man hitting on her.
when she is 48 - she is a pingpong ball, 2 men pushing to each other.

man
at 20 - a man is like a coconut, so much to offer, so little to give.
at 30 - he is like a durian, dangerous but delicious.
at 40 - he is like a watermelon, big, round and juicy.
at 50 - he is like a mandarin orange, the season comes once in a year.
at 60 - he is just like a raisin, dried out, wrinkles and cheap.

marriage humor in the beginning,
god created earth and rested.
then God created man and rested.
then God created woman.
since then, neither God nor man has rested.

marriage is so tough, nelson mandela got a divorce.

he spent 27 years in south african prison, got beaten and tortured everyday, made to do hard labor in 100 degree south african heat, and did it with no problem.

he got outta jail, after 27 years of torture............ spent 6 months with his wife, he said
"i can't take this shit no more!!"

~Chris Rock - "Never Scared"