restroom talk

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
"Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
"Doin' just fine!"

And the other guy says:
"So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:
"Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.
"Can I come over?"

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell him,
"No........I'm a little busy right now!!!"

Then I hear the guy say nervously...

"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other
stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!"




-------------------PS: does anybody know that you shouldn't be too chatty while you're in the restroom, esp. when you're pooping 'cuz if you keep talking, then your mouth would smell like poo poo??.....................:D someone said that to me 'n my siblings long time ago when we were small just to shut us up :D


addendum: after kat's comment, i really have to clarify that this is a joke emailed to me... 'cuz i never sat in men's restroom, let alone had any conversation in men's restroom. well, once i walked into men's restroom without i realized it until i saw this dude standing facing the wall and said 'unless you're a drag queen, i think you walk into the wrong restroom'... he he he... and similar conversation as this joke 'kinda happened' to me a while back, but i realized it right away before got carried away like this story *blush*