when nature call turns shit

my mom always warn me to always watch my ass wherever i go.... either that's only as a figure of speech or literally speaking.... usually i just said, yes mom.... but now i seriously take that advice to the heart... 'cuz i ain't let my ass stuck on any toilet seat when i pee or take a dump like what happen to this guy, Mr. Bob Dougherty.

apparently, it was just not Mr. Bob's lucky day... he went to home depot to buy some stuff, and nature called.... hey, you gotta do what you gotta do, right? and when nature calls, you gotta answer :D so he went to the restroom, and sat on the toilet seat that apparently had glue smeared all over it... well, as y'all can imagine, his ass stuck there... he tried to call up some people, but no one believed him. they thought he was kidding.... oh poor man.. well, until finally someone took action and called the ambulance, he was released with the toilet seat still attached on his ass.... oh God, i don't blame him to pass out 'cuz of humiliation. that must be extremely embarrassing, esp. when his story was all over the news.... it's a good ending, ladies and gentleman, 'cuz at the end the toilet seat was successfully detached from his buttock :D

oh those little stalls in the restroom.... they're like little scary dungeons that are so ready to eat you alive... with all the germs, the smells, the craps some people left behind... ewwww...

moral of the story? listen to your mom 'cuz she knows best ;) and................. those paper protectors thingie aren't only for girls... those are for guys too...


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